tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34025602011-06-07T23:19:56.203-07:00the waterslidedracula is waitingHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comBlogger1791100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1065014022758489762003-10-01T06:13:00.000-07:002003-10-01T06:13:42.776-07:00.
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You gotta do the best you can, and work out twice a day
The news is telling me right now that a lot of people are complaining that Pepco didn't get the power back on as soon as they could have. These people need to shove it up their collective asses. What do they think, that there were a bunch of Pepco people in hardhats sitting in some dark room player no-limit texas holdem' around a Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1064533576313221132003-09-25T16:46:00.000-07:002003-09-25T23:00:19.636-07:00.
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A brush with Fame
Today I had a brush with fame and it made my whole day.
So I'm going about my business. As usual. Nothing much to say.
Then this guy comes up, he seems like an ordinary guy. He wants to cash a check, but he doesn't have his account number, which is cool, so I look it up for him.
This is when I notice his last name is Dushku. It's not a name this is very Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1064455677525064962003-09-24T19:07:00.000-07:002003-09-24T19:07:57.540-07:00
Tell your sister, you were right
It's not like that at all. He's my brother.
Long, long ago mikey over at life with mikey posted an article called memory lane. It actually took its motivation from a story I wrote a long time ago. Well too quote mikey, quoting Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens, paraphrasing J.R.R. Tolkien:
"Frodo. The Aragornath. Long have I desired to Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1063917799241022882003-09-18T13:43:00.000-07:002003-09-18T13:43:18.820-07:00Post Dammit!
I got sent home from work 3 hours early today cause of that sweet bitch isabella. And I get paid for the whole day! How wonderful!
I also got free pizza at work today cause I stole pizza from my coworkers.
I also got free parking cause I parked illegally.
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1063240062127937182003-09-10T17:27:00.000-07:002003-09-10T17:31:15.420-07:00Okay so I recenty noticed than over half the hits I've gotten over the past few days have been a google search string for "rachael ray fhm."
After the first one I wrote it off as some dipshit looking for rachael ray pics in fhm magazine. but after they started rolling I in i wondered what I was missing. I mean, watch her show all the time, as witnessed by the fact that I talk about her Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1062980002667805882003-09-07T17:13:00.000-07:002003-09-07T17:32:55.760-07:00I love my new computer. I love it. I mean, anything that gives me the ability to write a blogger post with a dave matthews dvd (folsom field..check it out for the big eyed fish --> bartender alone) playing in the upper right hand corner of my screen has to be A Good Thing(tm).
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"If I had it all, what in the world would i go on for?"
This is a good point. WeHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1062642943923614372003-09-03T19:35:00.000-07:002003-09-03T19:36:51.746-07:00Anna Kournikova Multiway Sports Bra-Amazon ExclusiveHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1062642758607455392003-09-03T19:32:00.000-07:002003-09-03T19:34:05.300-07:00
oh i just can't wait for my computer to come.
I can't wait! Please Airborne, please help my computer find me. I long for it's cold, hard touch. The sound of it's 5 case fans will be music to my ears. The scintillating spark of it's green cathode light will dance on my pupils as I stare in hushed amusement at the anti-aliased 3D graphics rendered by the 128mb gforce FX card.
Please Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1062557127677313572003-09-02T19:45:00.000-07:002003-09-02T19:49:08.890-07:00*
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More OC cast bios
Okay, so we are getting down to the dregs here. I have nothing against the actors coming up, but I'm not quite as interested in their characters as I am in the others. But what the hell.
Tate Donovan as Jimmy Cooper
Mr. Donovan first showed up on my radar when he was on the short lived sitcom, Parters. This was one of those shows that hoped to ride Friends' coat Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1062388707217419412003-08-31T20:58:00.000-07:002003-09-01T12:46:47.766-07:00*
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More cast bios from OC. i'm getting tired of this but fuck it. here they go.
Peter Gallagher as Sandy Cohen
What can i say about this man? He has done everything from While you were sleeping to... well other stuff. He's prolific is what I'm saying. And he's just about perfect for the do-gooder husband, mentor, animal with a hot, rich wife role. What I'm saying is that this guy Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1062267336251413002003-08-30T11:15:00.000-07:002003-08-30T11:15:36.260-07:00*
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The OC cast and character review, part trois
Benjamin McKenzie as Ryan Atwood
At first I thought I would hate this pretty boy piece of shit, but he has grown on me. This phenomenon is mostly because he got to say all the cool lines and got to fight all of the pretentious rich boys in the first few episodes.
I'm not sure how good an actor McKenzie is because he has had very few lines Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1062039963894166152003-08-27T20:06:00.000-07:002003-08-27T20:07:33.273-07:00The OC, Cast bio, Part 2
Adam Brody as Seth Cohen
This is one of my favorite characters. I really like Adam Brody, I think he is a talented young actor. It also helps that he did a Smallville episode. He's also in that upcoming skater move, Grind, which I could care less about.
I really like him because he plays the geeky outsider really well, which I, of course, am. He also delivers Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1062035781390522962003-08-27T18:56:00.000-07:002003-08-27T18:58:13.183-07:00
We will not abandon Pippin and Merry to torment and death, not while we have strength left.
Leave all that can be spared behind, we travel light. Let's hunt some orc!Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1061785304098367452003-08-24T21:21:00.000-07:002003-08-24T21:21:44.136-07:00It's too late for me to write a good post today. I am tired and I have to be up at the crack of dawn.
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1061693124541631222003-08-23T19:45:00.000-07:002003-08-23T20:36:45.083-07:00There once was a man, who loved a woman - loved her so much he saw her name in everything around him.
After a paucity of posts, I have exploded with an abundance of brilliant and incisive posts. What gives, you ask? They are actually boring and all OC-related you say?
Don't impugn me. It's not my fault, my stomach is turgid due to Pho and smoothies. Or you could also say that my Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1061614228839450122003-08-22T21:50:00.000-07:002003-08-22T21:54:29.033-07:00Leave a shout out
Come on, all you have to do is click the hyperlink.
Just click the hyperlink.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, just click the hyperlink.
All I ask you do to is click the damn hyper link. you don't even have to leave a message. Just click the hyperlink. I won't know it was you.
SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY, just click the hyperlink. All this boy wants is for you to click the hyperlinkHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1061613194087143642003-08-22T21:33:00.000-07:002003-08-22T21:37:30.890-07:00
The OC
I got such a positive response from my first OC posting, I decided to post another. And by positive response, I mean Michael "loatrocity" Loatman mentioned it in passing.
There have been three episodes now, none quite as good as the first, but still better than most of the shit on TV. I guess it's been a little boring because of the predictablity of it all. I mean, we know the Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1061430149047813352003-08-20T18:42:00.000-07:002003-08-20T18:42:29.023-07:00i figured out why. this is the new waterslide.
behold it in all it's glory.
it will be a while before the search engines catch on again, but when they do , it will be bliss.
i changed my URL because there were certain people that I don't want to read my thoughts anymore and these people are too stupid to find this new place. Further, putting my name next to nude pictures of girls aint Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1061429955166596252003-08-20T18:39:00.000-07:002003-08-20T18:39:15.150-07:00i don't think things are getting posted for my anymore!!!Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1060650939678543312003-08-11T18:15:00.000-07:002003-08-20T18:37:32.510-07:00I just watched the pilot for the oc. I thought it was really good. The acting was suprisingly solid, something unusual for pilots when actors are generally still trying to get a hold of their character. Anybody see the sportsnight pilot? Man were they all overacting. Especially the guy who plays jeremy. Well, he always overacts but even moreso in this case. But that was a great show so Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1057893505592231552003-07-10T20:18:00.000-07:002003-07-10T20:21:19.006-07:00
So I had a big job interview yestderday. Actually, make that two days ago. They all seem to blend together in the summer. And since the next year will be one long summer for me, we can expect a lot of that.
Here are a few semi-big things that have happenned this summer:
1. I have a job interview
2. I have the good idea to put Keira Knighley, nude, on my blog, the hits roll in.
3. Much Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1057545628600230912003-07-06T19:40:00.000-07:002003-07-06T19:42:15.180-07:00First thanks to mikey for guest posting.
Second I'd like to note that this weeks EW had that pic of Keira Knightley that TP and i featured on our blogs. I swear they must be reading our blogs.
Third a quick review of T3: rise of the robots.
Saw it this weekend. I was pretty underwhelmed. It wasn't horrible and it definitely wasn't geat.
I did not like the new terminatrix. She was Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1057106228731592072003-07-01T17:37:00.000-07:002003-07-02T15:39:03.870-07:00You may say that I'm a dreamer
Somedays are shitty days. Now I don't have a degree in accounting, but I'd say that I'm not the only one who feels this way.
It kinda makes you wish that Ryan would swoop in and let you join him in pretending he's not a sci-fi geek. Or That TP would jump in and recruit you into the xbi in an al pacino-colin farrell-type relationship. Or that Kristin Leigh Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1057032452025123042003-06-30T21:07:00.000-07:002003-07-02T15:33:19.533-07:00Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like...
Mikey!
Thats right, this is mikey, from the eponymously titled Life with Mikey. I've been asked by the King of Keira himself, Jason, to guest post on his blog, to try to up the credibility of this blog by a couple hundred points. I am not sure if I can do that, but what I can do is tell you there is nudeGuesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09496581311315170198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1057022907391171592003-06-30T18:28:00.000-07:002003-06-30T18:31:35.266-07:00
Spring sweet rhythym dancer in my head
After first loving TP, then hating TP, I have recently begun to frequent his site again. I don't know what it is, but there's something about the guy that I can't resist.
Maybe it's the fact that he introduced me to the new love of my life, Keira Knightley. Keira is the hot little number in the upcoming blockbuster, Pirates of the Caribbean. SheHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-1056243706679304652003-06-21T18:01:00.000-07:002003-06-21T18:01:46.576-07:00i just found out that paramour means an illict lover. that's pretty cool. i can use that. Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-948128852003-05-23T20:05:00.000-07:002003-05-23T20:05:47.060-07:00Okay, so i just returned home and I'm now on my brother's kick ass new computer.
But I have also learned about this little problem with windows xp and windows 2000 that michael has learned to live with. Apparently whenever you are online these little windows messenger pop-ups show up asking you to buy things. that's right, the spammers know how to hack into windows messenger. and just a Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-937906342003-05-05T02:14:00.000-07:002003-05-05T02:14:46.063-07:00Wait a second, what year is this?
Georgians Plan White Only Prom
I kinda hoped this was a joke at first, but I guess it isn't. I guess I was really naive to think that this stuff didn't happen anymore.Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-937707032003-05-04T17:50:00.000-07:002003-05-04T17:50:27.066-07:00wanna know how i feel about my professor?
"enough of that guy - who wants to listen to a petulant, wanna-be with a stick up his a** and an ego the size of a really, really big, round thing? Not us! Instead, we should all discard these trappings of modern society, wear hemp clothing, and move upstate to a commune where we can learn to weave and make soya ice-cream, and dance the mystic dance of Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-936358802003-05-01T21:26:00.000-07:002003-05-01T21:26:02.713-07:00A picture from an upcoming smallville that I am excited about. I am a complete dork.
Courtesy of kryptonsite.com, the best smallville website around, please visit them copiously.
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-934937552003-04-29T15:52:00.000-07:002003-04-29T15:55:07.000-07:00Where are the posts that used to occupy these pages?
I don't know.
Someone must have come on and stolen them. Similar theft has been reported at life with mikey, the ill-fated, yet still contraversial blog of Mikey. Yes people are still talking about the time Mikey accused the MadPony girls of stealing his shit.
I still tend to side with Mikey on this one, I believe his shit was stolenHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-930542632003-04-22T09:29:00.000-07:002003-04-22T09:29:24.173-07:00since i don't post much these days (hey mikey hasn't posted in a month), i figured I would post something from someone who does post good shit.
a very funny story from orbyonline:
"How the hell could you just leave in the morning like that? You said the night before that we could at least have breakfast together!" screamed a girl in the quad the other day. She was standing right next to me Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-924744302003-04-12T00:10:00.000-07:002003-04-12T00:10:58.843-07:00I just found out today that the USA has the highest rate of teenage pregnancies of the industrialized nations. Isn't that sickening? There is just no excuse for that.
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-923681512003-04-10T09:25:00.000-07:002003-04-10T09:27:10.000-07:00I've gotten several emails in the past few weeks about this, so I thought I'd set the record straight for anyone who reads this. There's this email going around telling people to delete this file on their computer because it is a virus. Well anyway it's a hoax created to get you to waste your time. Delete the file you want, it is not essential for most applications (actually it is a java Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-922495432003-04-08T15:33:00.000-07:002003-04-08T15:33:07.560-07:00If Geraldo was around back then...
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-921872272003-04-07T18:08:00.000-07:002003-04-07T18:08:16.013-07:00
Case #3 The disappearing blog
Mikey has posted twice in the last 2 months. What has happened to mikey's blog? I sent my best agent, agent ted to find out. His theories are as follows.
--It went back to outerspace, from whence it came.
--Something to do with Bean being gay.
--Mikey is mad that I tied him this week in fantasy baseball. Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-919666992003-04-03T22:40:00.000-08:002003-04-03T22:40:24.576-08:00"Michael Moore, how can he complain about the excesses of American capitalism when he weighs 450 pounds? I mean, how can you complain about world hunger when you eat enough for 5 people?"Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-919607702003-04-03T20:40:00.000-08:002003-04-03T20:41:35.000-08:00
My agents in the field have come up with another gem for y'all. My highly trained, triple-agent, Jimmy Chambers found this photo in an undercover mission in Tibet. I don't ask him who his sources are, and since he is a NOC, he technically doesn't even exist. If he dies in the field, we just put a star up on the board next to the year he dies. The number one rule at the W-files is don't get Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-918861612003-04-02T19:10:00.001-08:002003-04-02T19:13:22.000-08:00My fantasy baseball squad is matched up with Mikey's this week. I took an early lead, and judging by this conversation I had with Mikey, he is not taking it well:
JasonC455: what do you think of the epic showdown between our two squads?
SNLdude84: ...my hitting was stagnant today...
JasonC455: were you shitting your pants on day one when was up 7-2 on you?
SNLdude84: ...i want ... to die andHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-918861602003-04-02T19:10:00.000-08:002003-04-02T19:10:04.390-08:00My fantasy baseball squad is matched up with Mikey's this week. I took an early lead, and judging by this conversation I had with Mikey, he is not taking it well:
JasonC455: what do you think of the epic showdown between our two squads?
SNLdude84: ...my hitting was stagnant today...
JasonC455: were you shitting your pants on day one when was up 7-2 on you?
SNLdude84: ...i want ... to die andHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-918765802003-04-02T16:06:00.000-08:002003-04-02T16:06:42.966-08:00We are very happy to bring a new feature to the Waterslide (tm).
Random Old Guy
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-916884182003-03-30T21:10:00.000-08:002003-03-30T21:10:18.390-08:00 3-30-03 Latest News
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PETER JACKSON TO DIRECT 'KING KONG' FOR UNIVERSAL PICTURES
Xoanon @ 7:47 pm EST
UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif., March 30 /PRNewswire/ -- Five-time Academy Award(R) nominee Peter Jackson will direct "King Kong" for Universal Pictures, it was announced today by Stacey Snider, Chairman, Universal Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-916281002003-03-29T17:46:00.000-08:002003-03-29T17:46:26.000-08:00just drove around charlottesville for 2 hours trying to find a place that sells bawls.
if you know of a place, please hook me up, i'll forever be in your debt: jmc8y@virginia.edu
thanks,
ps: i already tried the place that bawls.com lists, but it no longer sells it, the the exxon on avon st. extended.
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-914892662003-03-27T09:04:00.000-08:002003-03-27T09:04:34.030-08:00Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-912563922003-03-23T19:27:00.000-08:002003-03-23T19:27:27.860-08:00i just flipped on the academy awards to watch as i got ready for bed. and i see this fat fuck michael moore going off about loving non-fiction in a fictitious time. a fictitious president, a fictitious war, a fictitious orange alert. i don't neccesarily disagree with all of his views, but there is a time and a place for this kind of thing, and this isn't it. what a dick. Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-911135852003-03-21T00:57:00.000-08:002003-03-21T00:57:11.093-08:00people who make it to the waterslide are sometimes searching for some pretty unusual things.
17 Mar, Mon, 23:12:19 Google: jennifer garner lingerie
18 Mar, Tue, 01:42:15 Yahoo: +"Evan" +"Zora" +"march"
18 Mar, Tue, 19:49:33 Yahoo: "rachael ray" and "ass"
18 Mar, Tue, 21:25:24 Google: colin farrell + homosexuality
19 Mar, Wed, 01:43:21 Yahoo: jennifer Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-908655022003-03-17T09:47:00.000-08:002003-03-17T09:47:22.200-08:00My email is broken. So if you have emailed me recently, I'm not replying because I don't like you, but because my email is down.
What happens is I log in. Then it says connecting for 90 seconds then a little message pops up and asks me what is my mailbox's name.
I didn't realize my mailbox had a name so I typed in "Steve."
Then it said connecting again, but then it asked for my mailbox's Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-907964182003-03-15T23:10:00.000-08:002003-03-15T23:17:47.000-08:00
tonight i was challenged to eat 100 pieces of sushi. I accepted the challenge because I am fearless and a big eater. Only 2 people believed in me.
I failed.
But I ate 70!
70 is a lot. the first 30 went down nice and easy. I started feeling a little funny at 50. I almost gagged on everything past 60.
The main reason is that I focused on Sashimi since i figured any rice would Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-907317272003-03-14T13:45:00.000-08:002003-03-14T13:47:41.000-08:00There's been a lot of buzz about sandwiches lately.
My favorite: Smoked turkey, house dressing, cucumbers and sprouts on french. from, of course, take it away. and unlike tim, i don't have to go 3000 miles to get it. muahhaha. i also like to buy the super spicy potato chips and stuff them inside the sandwich for some added texture and crunch.
sandwich runner-up: the grilled eggplant Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-906968822003-03-13T23:25:00.000-08:002003-03-13T23:25:04.670-08:00
Walking by the river's edge
Reach my hands to cup the sky
Run down my arms a bitter blue
Turn to red and the gashes grew
The river taste me
I'm so much more than I have ever been
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Take this my arms
Take this my eyes
Take this my mouth
And god it seems to be
Completely true
Oh, oh, oh, oh...yeah
Walking by the river's edge
Reach my hands to cup the sky
While on my arms a bitter Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-904366432003-03-09T20:26:00.000-08:002003-03-09T20:31:21.000-08:00
quick post b/c i have mucho studying to do.
i am strung out on dnL right now. dnL is 7up, upside down. look at dnL upside down and you will understand.
dnL is the opposite of 7 up in everyway, claims the 7up company. because it is green inside a clear bottle. and regular 7up is clear in a green bottle. get it? and it is fruit flavored while regular 7up is lemonlime flavored. wait....Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-899445342003-02-28T23:14:00.000-08:002003-02-28T23:16:19.000-08:00Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-899424702003-02-28T22:06:00.000-08:002003-02-28T22:06:45.890-08:00excerpt from a washington post interview with some author who just wrote a really shitty book.
"Me: Your characters don't seem to have personalities.
Burrows: This was a novel of ideas. I didn't go into personal relationships.
Me: You have people speaking in paragraphs, using words like "indeed" in casual conversation. After your protagonist, Joan Milton, watches the planes hitting the WorldHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-899419552003-02-28T21:52:00.000-08:002003-02-28T21:52:02.826-08:00
32 men on a Great Lakes boat
Quit the pier at Thunder Bay
28,000 tons of coal
On a cold November day
800 feet and 10 more long
80 feet across
The steel mills of Detroit
Our destination through the frost
At 2 AM on the 2nd
Waves were runnin' up to 40 feet
Winds were blowing 60 miles
Our engines crankin' heat
At 3:13 we took a wave
Our wheelhouse left behind
The radar slipped beneath the Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-898586262003-02-27T12:53:00.000-08:002003-02-27T12:53:57.373-08:00Hey Joe, what do you know?
In a recent interview with TV guide, Zora confirmed that her and Evan (Joe Millionaire) have parted ways.
Okay, who is really surprised by this?Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-898494002003-02-27T09:52:00.000-08:002003-02-27T09:52:24.483-08:00I just realized that some misguided souls may not know what The Longest Journey is. The Longest Journey is the best game ever. No this isn't just wild speculation. The New York Times said the same thing. So did just about everyone who reviews video games.
It is an adventure game (like kingdom hearts). It has a beautiful story, amazing graphics, and a hundreds of twists and turns. It Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-898444412003-02-27T08:20:00.000-08:002003-02-27T08:20:29.873-08:00The Longest Journey 2 is announced. Celebrate we will.
The Journey Continues
We're extremely happy to announce that hell has indeed frozen over, and that preproduction has finally begun on the second chapter in The Longest Journey saga!
The game continues the celebrated story that began with the award-winning and critically acclaimed PC adventure, and takes the players on an even more Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-898170552003-02-26T20:15:00.000-08:002003-02-26T20:28:58.000-08:00Sometimes the unexplained happens. Sometimes you see things you can't rationalize using convential logic. Roswell. The Elephant man. The 500 pound baby.
Sometimes you see think you see something, you turn around, but there is nothing there. The crack of a twig off in the forest as you walk home. A glimpse of a shifty-eyed stranger in the parking lot, but when you turn around, he is gone.Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-895184992003-02-21T13:36:00.000-08:002003-02-21T13:36:12.266-08:00The popular maxim says that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. In essence, the author of this adage is stating that one bird for certain is worth more than some probability of having two birds. However, consider the case in which there is a strong chance of catching these two birds hiding in the bush. For instance, assume there is a 65% chance of catching these two birds. Then, on Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-894211882003-02-20T00:05:00.000-08:002003-02-20T00:05:31.220-08:00it's 3am i think i'm lonely. and tired. and sick of studying. and pissed i have to wake up at 8.
shadows on the windowsHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-892645452003-02-17T14:24:00.000-08:002003-02-17T14:25:43.000-08:00
Santa Maria choose your children
Santa Maria virgin child
All our wars over you we are fighting
And all our time faith justifying
Brother caged Babylon will fall
Sister chained and bound, beaten and bleeding
The TV's on, to me this explains it
Wearing a tie like Daddy speaks it
Screaming from the Minarets
Rain on the ground in a space
God has grown
Alone till a man looking glass in his hand
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-892570612003-02-17T12:02:00.000-08:002003-02-17T12:03:21.000-08:00
post to accompany this is coming. Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-892276232003-02-16T23:35:00.000-08:002003-02-16T23:35:41.820-08:00Loatman says that Zora is the millionaire. maybe. Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-892125932003-02-16T17:34:00.000-08:002003-02-16T17:34:52.420-08:00Everybody wants to know what the big Joe Millionaire super surprise secret, blockbuster huge twist is. Well my sources have spoken and I know. Sarah is pregnant. That's right. The big surprise twist is that Sarah is pregnant. You heard it here first. Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-892095822003-02-16T16:20:00.000-08:002003-02-16T16:20:22.646-08:00Top News Daily:
Google bought Blogger and that's a good thingHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-890504412003-02-13T12:39:00.000-08:002003-02-13T12:39:39.820-08:00I have been a neglectful friend.
I just found out that Michael Loatman got into UVA Law school!!!!!!!!!!!!! Way to go Michael!
Woohoo! This is quite an accomplishmentHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-889629832003-02-12T00:27:00.000-08:002003-02-12T00:27:16.710-08:00Mikey has officially set the bar for everyone else. He deserves a plug.
Visit Mikey's Blog Now! Visit it! It has good writing and lately it has been very heart felt and touching. It's like he took out his brain and smeared his deepest thoughs and desires all over the screen for the world to read.
If we were playing lingo mikey would get a 2/3 because he got two right names in exactly Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-889337992003-02-11T13:49:00.000-08:002003-02-11T14:04:59.000-08:00Very, very busy this week so this post is going to be short, short, short.
I was very disappointed in the cop-out episode of Joe Millionaire last night. If I knew it was going to be a flashback episode I wouldn’t have watched. What a great way of getting killer numbers without using any original content.
I’m still giving 5:1 odds to anyone who wants to take the bondage slurp gulp chick (Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-887883892003-02-08T22:31:00.000-08:002003-02-08T22:31:08.240-08:00Coming Soon: Famous hoos: basically just me (of course) and a few friends I know ( a dancer and a gossip researcher). Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-887854092003-02-08T21:11:00.000-08:002003-02-08T21:46:57.000-08:00
As a public service to the readers of this webpage, I've decided to publish a list of the famous people that live in Charlottesville and where you should go to see them. I don't guarantee that by reading this you'll know how to see famous people. But it will help. Besides Charlottesville does have the highest per-capita number of famous people. Who knew?
Sissy Spacek
Last seen: At WholeHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-887742112003-02-08T15:39:00.000-08:002003-02-08T15:41:30.000-08:00You can bet on almost anything. I just called my bookie in London and had him put $2000 on Zora.
It gets lonely riding the streets of Charlottesville at night. Only the main streets have streetlights. Sometimes I use my high beams to compensate, but some times I can't. Sometimes I don't want people to see me coming. It's hard having a double life as a crime fighter in Charlottesville.
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-886704912003-02-06T14:18:00.000-08:002003-02-06T14:21:31.000-08:00Right now I'm filling out the University of Virginia Health Promotion Alcohol Survey online.
The cool thing is that they sent me a fresh, crisp 2 dollar bill along with the notification that I had been selected to fill this survey out. I also love how the letter says, please keep this "Jefferson two-dollar bill." They couldn't have spelled it out any more clearly. Why not just say, "You areHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-886571682003-02-06T09:37:00.000-08:002003-02-06T09:39:05.000-08:00I had a dream last night that I was an alien (disguised as a human) trying to seduce this human woman and kill her. The only thing was that she turned out to not be human at all, but another alien that was trying to seduce me. Then she used this ray gun that shot wax all over me so I was totally immobilized. Then she came up to me and was about to kill me with these stingers, or something (my Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-885132502003-02-03T20:33:00.000-08:002003-02-03T20:37:05.000-08:00Zora, not the one who lives in the sea, you know, from A Link to the Past
The supermarket tabloid, the globe, reports that Zora will be the one to win Evan's hand in Joe Millionaire. I, for one, believe it. I remember telling my friend Cal before this whole thing started, I said to Cal I said, "Cal, the one who wins this thing is going to be the one that doesn't put out." Well tonight proved Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-884351862003-02-02T13:06:00.000-08:002003-02-03T20:35:51.000-08:00
I happened to stop by cnn.com yesterday just when NASA announced that they'd lost contact with the space shuttle Columbia. I immediately switched on the TV, and for the next thirty minutes I watched events as they unfolded. Aside from the terrible loss of life - a tragedy in and of itself - I knew that this would be a serious setback for the whole space program, already under a lot of pressure Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-884108082003-02-01T22:08:00.000-08:002003-02-02T13:05:58.000-08:00I love Smallville.
The following is courtesy of Ragnar Tornquist (writer, designer, and director extraordinare)
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I've been meaning to gush a bit about the show Smallville this week, so here we go: Smallville is becoming must-see TV.
I hate the term "must-see TV" - don't even get me started on the why; simply the fact that something is a must makes me feel a little queasy - but Smallville Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-883932672003-02-01T14:00:00.000-08:002003-02-01T14:00:29.603-08:00i fucked everything up and i don't have time to fix it now. sorry!Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-883709122003-02-01T01:03:00.000-08:002003-02-01T01:03:24.380-08:00technical problems...check back later.Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-883415892003-01-31T11:43:00.000-08:002003-01-31T11:43:20.973-08:00i've just accepted that i suck at presentations. I mean, let's look at this rationally. What proportion of my life am i going to spend giving presentations? Almost infinitely small. So I might as well suck at it, and focus my attention to things that I will spend the majority of my life doing. Like walking and sleeping. So i've decided to focus on getting really good at walking and sleepingHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-882951322003-01-30T15:48:00.000-08:002003-01-30T15:50:06.000-08:00Currently I am the #3 hit that google pulls up if you search for "colin farrell actor gay"
What does this mean for you, my loyal readers, who aren't as interested in colin farrell's sexuality? Absolutely nothing. What does it mean for me? More hits! And due to the obvious demand for this kind of material, maybe I should actually postulate on Colin Farrell's clear homosexuality. Well, maybe Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-882117792003-01-29T08:36:00.000-08:002003-01-29T08:36:04.320-08:00Introducing: The First Annual, Guess the Top Three Bond Girls
The Rules: Just click the shout out link above this post and enter your picks. You can participate anonymously, but of course then you can't win
The Prize: The people's respect and admiration foreverHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-881372442003-01-27T20:12:00.000-08:002003-01-27T20:12:34.423-08:00Making it's long awaited return, the feature I like to call... Giving Back to my Reader
Today's post goes out to Michael Chin. He's been Jonesing for this Alias chick for quite a while now. So I found for him the screen shot of Jennifer Garner in her lingerie from the super bowl ad last night. Yes, I found it. Jennifer Garner in lingerie. What are brothers for? Go crazy Mikey.
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-880768042003-01-26T19:53:00.000-08:002003-01-26T19:54:07.000-08:00
#4
Down to the nitty gritty. 4 more bond girls left. I already know who number one and two will be. Anyone who reads this regularly should probably know too. I've been throwing around a lot of names for #4. I've looked at the Catherine Zeta Joneses and the Renee Zelweggers due to my recent facination with Chicago. They just don't seem to work for me. Sarah Michelle Gellar's name has Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-878224722003-01-21T20:21:00.000-08:002003-01-21T20:21:54.783-08:00
#5
Jennifer Garner
Millions of guys tune in weekly to see this sultry double agent kick ass is one hot disguise after another. To be honest, I don't watch Alias, and I don't care much for Garner. But I would be remiss to not acknowledge the phenomenon she has become, known mainly as "the alias chick," to her many fans. And one would have a hard time thinking of a better canidate for Bond Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-878120232003-01-21T16:46:00.000-08:002003-01-21T16:46:42.850-08:00Things I have to do:
Run 15-20 complicated statistical analyses for Steve Rhoads
Read 2 chapters of Econ of Labor
Read A Random Walk Down Wall Street for Econ 434
Write my thesis
Read my Child Dev. textbook
Have a busy weekend that includes going to the Inn at Little Washington
Where do I find the time?Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-877390252003-01-20T10:40:00.000-08:002003-01-20T10:40:43.400-08:00Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-876881602003-01-19T10:54:00.000-08:002003-01-20T10:39:34.000-08:00This movie could be fun:
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/376/376848p1.htmlHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-876732482003-01-19T00:40:00.000-08:002003-01-19T00:49:08.000-08:00
and back to the countdown...
#6
Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson is a smart and talented young actress. Almost Famous, her breakout role, really put her on the map as an actress with depth and charisma. It was also a very good choice script choice for such a young actress, allowing her to step out of her mother's shadow. She's followed Almost Famous up with arguably a few less-wise choices. Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-875429442003-01-16T09:53:00.000-08:002003-01-16T09:54:24.000-08:00Peter Jackson has said that while the Two Towers movie deviated the most from the book, Return of the King will follow the book the most closely. It had better!
Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-874636752003-01-14T23:02:00.000-08:002003-01-14T23:02:33.183-08:00I'm back at school, so I think I will be posting now. Sorry about the delay, not that i have any readers, but i apologize anyway. so i'm going to start posting again...but not now...must sleep. Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-860149512002-12-14T19:45:00.000-08:002002-12-14T19:45:44.813-08:00
#7
Selma Blair
This sultry star has stolen the show is just about every movie I've seen her in. The recent boom in teen programming - both on television and in theaters - has benefitted many young stars, but Blair seems to be one of the few with the savvy and sophistication to take full advantage of it. Selma Blair as the next Bond Girl? Yes!
image courtesy of absolutepictures.comHarkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-859293812002-12-12T20:38:00.000-08:002002-12-12T20:38:20.230-08:00I finished my exams today. I am finally free to go home and work some more. Well, I'm happy anyway. And since I'm so happy, I want to share the joy and make others happy too. A segment I call, Giving Back to My Readers
For Holly Hom (a sometimes reader): Holly, I know you hate using public restrooms. But no matter how well you plan ahead, the call of nature can strike at any time. Should Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-858245122002-12-10T21:54:00.000-08:002002-12-10T21:56:01.000-08:00This is a very late update to the who's the next bond girl. I've been busy with studying. Yes, it's keeping me that busy.
#8
Ashley Scott (filmography)
What can I say? I'm sucker for girls in uniform. I think Ashley Scott is a good canidate because she has action experience, she is fun to watch and can hold her own. For those you who have yet to be enlightened, Ashley plays Huntress Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-857188112002-12-09T00:47:00.000-08:002002-12-09T00:47:00.190-08:00Sorry about the lack of posts lately. I've been caught up studying for finals. Here's a quote from W. Somerset Maugham that keeps coming to mind as I study.
"It is a great nuisance that knowledge can only be acquired by hard work. It would be fine if we could swallow the powder of profitable information made palatable by the jam of fiction"Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-855636892002-12-05T16:02:00.000-08:002002-12-05T16:02:59.000-08:00
Bye Tomeeeeeeeeeeeey!
We cried together, we won together, we laughed together, we lost together. I'll miss you.
sidenote: right after teams make a deal, do they take a picture when their new hat and uniform on or do the sports networks photshop that in? Seriously, they even have the picture if the person is merely considering signing with another team. Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-855558452002-12-05T13:05:00.000-08:002002-12-05T13:06:30.000-08:00the brain trust at loatiloat.com (michael loatman) has come up with his top 3 canidates for next Bond girl. I think he did pretty decent job. I think that the main reason he mentions the waterslide is to get hits though. I know that he notices the influx of hits he gets whenever I link him (although he will tell you that he doesn't care about, nor check those things). I hope he helps me get Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-855511482002-12-05T11:23:00.000-08:002002-12-05T11:23:09.546-08:00I've had a couple of questions about this. You can find the "Who's the next Bond" countdown in my archives, or click here.Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-855257802002-12-04T22:53:00.000-08:002002-12-04T22:53:57.000-08:00I like the Mad Pony girls. Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-855206582002-12-04T20:32:00.000-08:002002-12-04T20:35:34.000-08:00apology Sorry about the late update to the countdown. It really isn't my fault, blame Dominion Virginia Power, really. Here's what happens. I'm cramming for my Econ exam last night around 1. I don't have to get up till 11 so i figured I would study for another 3 to 4 hours. Anyway, the power goes out on our block. So it's pitch black. I manage to use my net.com red keychain flashlight to Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3402560.post-854602552002-12-03T18:58:00.000-08:002002-12-03T18:58:24.870-08:00sidenote: please send me "shoutouts." it's getting kinda embarassing that i added them, but no one sends me any. please.Harkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09558242565441671026noreply@blogger.com